What would Miss Manners say? She would say SHOWER! Lay off the cologne! Show up on time! Looooofah! And if you smoke, fer christs sake - have a breath mint!

Don't be one of these!

These seem like such simple things, but it's amazing how often these simple niceties are cast aside.

The boy who wants butt play, but doesn't know how to clean. Ew! Poop - not sexy!!

The boy who smokes and has terrible breath, but wants seduction play. Gag!

The boy who likes to show up ... around his appointment time. Half an hour early? Do you want to watch me get ready - or did you want to join the session before yours? What is your plan here? Half hour late? You're going to be terribly lonely.

The boy who likes to chat for as long as possible before or after the session. No matter how much I like you, I might have something (or someone) else to do.

The boy who likes to call constantly. Everyone has questions, but if you call constantly to ask me these questions, I will stick you in the phone wanker file and quit talking to you. We will sit and discuss your questions in person before the session.

If you you feel that you have more then 10 minutes of questions, invest in some Q&A time with me on Keen.

Be one of these!

The boy who eats a small meal before coming to see me, and does not have a drink. He shows up on time. He smells clean and is dressed nicely. He takes his shoes off just inside the door. He politely leaves the tribute in an envelope on the altar and places himself at my feet. He discusses all health issues and limits with me as well as his interests.

As a special bonus he might offer me a gift that shows he has been thinking of our time together.

He can also be a girl.

Or he could be a couple(!)