Ahhh Vegas. Even without 100,000 people there to celebrate all that is Porn, Fetish, Bondage and Electronics, it's a wonderful place. Early each January when there ARE 100,000 people there to celebrate said events, it's a High Holiday. This year I spend 2 days at CES, 1 day at BondCon and 1 day at AVN - as well as a night at the AVN awards. This was 4 days of intense meeting, greeting, exploring and drinking. There was no sleeping. Sleeping is for wimps and *I* am no wimp!

Unfortunately, some of the more entertaining activities left Me without a hand to hold the camera, and My companions free of the urge to find one. I guess I need to travel with more photographers. If you see a picture that is not properly credited, or a picture of yourself that you would like to have removed, feel free to email Me.

I was at CES if just over two days. I stood in line to see Bill Gates for an hour and a half. I didn't get in. I ate something that made Me really sick and still I managed to explore the acres of electronics. I managed to somehow, in the throng of people, miss all My friends. By the end of the second day, I was ready to go home. The only pictures I took were of Tony Hawk and his friends playing on the ramp which was built in the end of the south hall.

Then I went home and napped.

Finally I headed over to BondCon on Saturday. Soon after I walked in, I ran into these girls. How could this NOT make Me feel better!! Purrrrrfect! It made Me realize that I really need a house cat.

Ahhh.. Mistress Persephone.

I instantly turned into a dork.

Cute... girl... touching... Me... can't... speak... trying... to... smile... at... camera.

*sigh*

Perhaps I'll meet her again soon and convince Her that I'm not a total bumbling idiot. Or maybe next time I'll embarrass Myself even more.

Then I ran across this little happening. I'd never heard of Nawa Shibari (www.nawashibari.com). Wow. I think we should all visit them now!

Every time I turned around someone was being tied to something. It took a little special something to get My attention by the end of it.

This was special something.

Who doesn't love a bald fetish chick!!

Kumi unfortunately wasn't in the position to chat, but I hope she knows I'm thinking about her. And thinking about spanking her little tied up ass... and clamping her little tied up nipples.... and just watching her dangling from any availible ceiling! Especially mine!

Is it getting warm in here or is it just Me?

I was wondering around with My jaw on the floor wondering what I could possibly see next. This view of course brought Me to a

complete halt.

You'd have to be dead not to stop and gawk a bit at that. I simply love cheetah print panties.

One could even call it a fetish.

I of course had to investigate further.

Which brought Me to this view...

Which made Me think very very dirty thoughts. I bet it makes you think very dirty thoughts too. Jenni Lee is so Very Hot! Would you want to be her... or be the one tying her up?

Personally I think I need to tie her up and do lots of nasty things to her.

Me thinks I need to tie a girl up soon!! Lucky for Me, I have a girl!!

Pony!!! Who doesn't love ponies!

Remind Me to ad Pony to My wishlist!

I stopped by the Stockroom booth and all I got was this cute girl. Cheri Lynn is the kind of girl you just want to strip naked and bite all over. I immediately dragged her down to the PES booth so we could play with the electrified dildo.

Now WHO doesn't need an electrified dildo !

Unfortunately this little story is a bit of a tragedy as the cute girl had to go back to work and the dildo had to go back in the display.

I'm not sure which one I want back more!

And really.. with so many cute girls running around, why limit yourself to one!?!

Smart Man!

You might need to take minute and figure out just how many girls are tied up in this picture.

Answer: Just one really really flexible one. This picture is just one of the reasons I came home and started and intense yoga regime again.

This was one of the many demonstrations that took place at the big stage at the end of the hall. I only saw a bit of the middle of it and didn't catch any names. If anyone has names, please drop Me an email.

Content in the fact that I had indeed seen it all, and needing a drink of water, I headed over to the pond only to stumble on the lovely herd of vinyl clad lovelies. Zebra thingy on the left was kind enough to drop and email and tell Me about how he made that lovely outfit. If you are interested, drop Me and email and I'll send you the links.

Even though a picture is worth a thousand words, taking a gander at these two at rest was worth a whole novel. I love to see boys who spend more time on their outfits before they got out then I do! The attention to detail was amazing.

I shall call this image - BUSTED! I just couldn't help it! I stood next to the lovely and ever so energetic Stacy Burke to have My picture taken and low and behold, a lovely pair of breasts! One of the reasons I simply love being a girl is that I could get away with this while you would get the liven shit kicked out of you.

Poor you!

Speaking of poor you, later that same night I headed out to the AVN Award Show. What did you do?

When we approached the hall where it was to be held, there was a HUGE crowd of people. I thought it was the line and I was just about ready to kick off the 8 inch heels and head back to the spa. But nope, it was the reception line. All the way to the hall there were guys lining the walkway taking pics of all the porn stars walking in to receive their awards.

And Me.

But seriously, even in My fabulous black vinyl ball gown and My 8 inch heels, I didn't get much of a look when there where two Pam Anderson look a likes, half naked and kissin all over each other.

Or maybe I did.

I was too busy looking at the two Pam Anderson look a likes!

Once I was inside, I positioned Myself in the absolute center of the reception area and sent My lovely assistant off to the bar for a cosmo. This was of course before I discovered I could position Myself in the center of the women's rest room.

The oh so lovely Hamilton Steele stopped by to compliment My dress. I returned to compliment - "Nice Girl" So introduced Me to his lovely wife Kelly Steele. Isn't this the sweetest picture. I want you to realize, that I have 8 inch heels on. This put Me at just about 6 feet tall.

Mommy.

We talked for a while, but I have no idea what she said. All I really remember thinking was - Damn she's hot!

And it only got better.

This little lovely smiled at Me as she walked by several times before she finally stopped to chat, and grope, and kiss. Janine Howard is one of the lovely women of Enron from the August 2002 of Playboy.

Can I just say that she has the MOST amazing body!

I have no idea who this third chickie is. She's cute and thought we were cute. We didn't ask any questions.

It was sorta like a visit to gay bath house. Get in, get what you want, move on. No names where exchanged.

Janine and I ran into each other again in the hotel bar at the Venetian. My partner bought her a drink while i pulled down her cute little pink vinyl panties and reddened her firm ass. The Venetian was in such a state after a weekend of porn starts that no one paid that much attention.

I hope to be playing with Janine again very very soon!

After the awards, we headed over to the official AVN Awards party at C2K, having not paid attention to the news that the REAL party was Jill Kelly's party at the Ghost Bar at the Palms. As soon as we walked in we saw the cameras, but, being in such as state after a weekend of porn stars, see note above, we barely paid attention. Someone in My party pointed out that it was Dave Atell filming his awesome show "The Insomniac" for HBO. I asked one of his handlers if I could get a picture with him and the next thing I know I'm behind the camera with him. I was fairly drunk by this time.... so I really hope they don't use that footage!

After this picture was taken, the night took a turn for the interesting, including the aforementioned spanking. We're not sure were the camera ended up, but it wasn't used.

FAR too early the next day I headed over to the AVN convention. And headed straight for the nasty food court to brave whatever bacteria they could throw at Me. I was pretty such I couldn't feel worse then I did already.

This view made Me feel much better though.

Maybe I did want to live.

Ahhh Bellladoooona.

She did her best to encourage Me to make it through the day, including a big fat kiss on the lips. If anyone has a picture of THAT, or can arrange for that to happen again - PLEASE CONTACT ME!!!

Until then I will have to live with the memory, and the poster she signed for Me.

And a private stash of her movies.

And what would a visit to the AVN convention be without getting groped by Ron Jeremy?

Or groping Ron Jeremy.

And yes, that is a pink Barbie backpack. Where else would I put all My porn swag?

I don't know what to say about this next girlie!.

Really.

She was just sitting in the chair doing the most amazingly bendy things.

I think she could do things to herself that most people can only do to other people.

Her name is Alexis Fire - check her out at www.alexisonfire.com.

I know one of you boy knows who this is.

I just thought it was nice that there where girls randomly standing on stages dancing. I am thinking of having this installed in My house.

Oh! Lookie that! This would be the model that I picked.

She looked like an Olivia painting wiggling away on top of her box.

MMmmmm... her box...

heheheh!

Sorry. Bad pun. No porn star.

Mmmmmm... yummy!

Jill Kelly...

I really really wanted to get a picture with her, but her line was always way to long!

Sorta like her legs.

She did smile at Me though so I could get this cute picture.

She wants Me. I know she does ;-)

Sunset Thomas has to be the nicest porn star ever. I waited in line for what seemed like forever. It seemed like every other guy was a long lost friend and they had to stand and chat and hug for 5 minutes. When I finally got up there she was the same way. And she is soooo cute in person. Sooo much tinier then I had though from her movies and the HBO special.

After hugging and posing for the camera for a couple of minutes, she turns to Me with the sweetest smile and says.... "Do you want to pretend you are going down on me?"

What could I say?

Well, actually, I couldn't say anything, My mouth was full ;-)

The look on the guy behind her is priceless. Is he really so used to this stuff that he doesn't even crack a smile? May I drop dead if I ever get so calloused.

I'm thinking about selling the rest of the images with Sunset on My site.. what do you think?

So.. I saw this beauty drawing a crowd and just assumed it was another porn star. This is so NOT just another porn star.

This is Vanity.

Vanity is SOOO sexy, and gave the greatest hugs, and smelled so very very good, and, and, and... She lives here in San Jose. I think I need to play with Vanity too.

Did I mention that Vanity has some extra built-in equiptment?

Apparently I sorta grabbed a hand full of Vanity.

Wish I still had it.

More Belladona goodness.

Did I mention how much I like her?

I really really really like her.

Really.

I thought about going up and saying hello again and ask her to dinner, but was afraid that might be crossing the line between admiring... and stalking. But then again... maybe she didn't have anyone to spend that evening with and she was lonely all cause I didn't go ask.

*sigh* Poor Belladona! Somehow though, I don't think she was lonely.

I heard a bunch of screaming at one point. I figured this HAD to be good as it was a PORN convention and rushed over. This is what I found.

Boys watching football.

I don't get it.

I guess there are some desires that are bigger then porn.

One more reason I'm glad I'm a girl. If it had been baseball though.... Maybe I'm just glad AVN is in January.

Some pictures don't need captions. ---->

I think this is one of them.

But I'm sure you're making up captions in your head even as you read this. If you think of any good ones, send them to Me.

At long last, I get to meet a real Real Doll. I've been looking at their site pretty much since it first went live. I was not disappointed.

Also, they now have a male Real Doll with an amazingly realistic cock. Now as soon as I can get one with boobs and a cock, I'm set.

At this point in the show I'm starting to lose My steam. I've been on My feet for days, I've not slept in ages, but yet, there is still more to see! Must... carry... on.

Such as this lovely. I don't know who she is, but she was sooo cute, and everyone was taking pictures of her, so I decided I needed a picure with her. And yes, that's Andrew Blake in the background. He was way to busy to get a picture with, and I was way to tired to push My way in to see him.

But then I saw something that perked Me up!

Rocco!! He's cute even when he has cloths on!!

He would have been much cuter naked. Having just won his AVN awards the night before he was very busy and being pulled in a million directions, so I was very lucky to get this shot.

This boys name is Mtakata. He is a contortionist. He also has a 7 inch tonge.

I see big things for this man in the future!

And another picture of random porn stars. I recognize the one on the left but I don't know her name. I did want to feed her.

Toooo skinny!

This was just weird. It stared at Me every time I walk by, so finally I had to take a picture.

Could you really have sex with this? I'd be waayy too busy laughing. Maybe I need one for My dungeon to use for humiliation to keep My blow up sheep company.

Finally it was time to be swept out with the rest of the trash, but not before I got one more picture with this little lovely who was wearing the tshirt that said "Have We Fucked Yet?" I told her no. She grabbed My boob.

Being a girl rocks.

I barely made it home before I collapsed. I had an hour to fix My makeup for our last night out in Vegas, or nap. I napped. Ok, I hadn't worn make-up that day anyway. Looking at the pictures now, I wonder if that was a good idea. I could have got up half an hour early to look pretty for these pictures... or better yet, just not gone to bed and gone straight to the convention from the party the night before. I wouldn't have been that early.

Luckily this was the only picture take of My that night. The Ghost Bar at the Palms is on the 52 floor. Out on the balcony, there is a piece of plexiglass which you can stand on and look straight down to the street below. Apparently it is ok to call everyone in the bar over to stand on the piece of glass to take pictures of their feet... but it is NOT ok to lay on it.

Moments after this picture was taken, Lou Ferigno's younger uglier brother came over to have Me removed - just like he'd had his personality removed years before.

I think A picture of Me laying down is a very appropriate one to end this photo journey with. After all, it was one of the only times I laid down that weekend.

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