Every January, after a couple of family filled days of Christmas, I head to Vegas for the big three; The Computer Electronics Show (CES), The Adult Expo, and BondCon. While there I indulge in sinfully rich food, The Adult Video Awards (the Oscars of the Porn World) and five days on my feet running from event to event foregoing life's simple necessities like, sleep, balanced meals and nonalcoholic/non-caffeinated drinks. I'm sure some of you remember last year. <--- Vending Machines!? Just guess which convention these where at. This year, I swore I would pace myself. Drink lots of water. Limit the alcohol. Limit the rich food. Get at least five hours sleep a night and do half an hour of yoga every morning. I planned on limiting activities and spending more time at the spa. I swore I would wear make-up and do my hair for the photos I would be posting for the world. In the end, all those well laid plans went to hell. I would have been one sin short of the Seven Deadly Sins, but thankfully, The Luxor pissed me off my first day in Vegas and we got Wrath out of the way quickly. Wrath is usually the hardest to pull off in the City of Sin. I mean, standing in the taxi line is annoying, but is it really Wrathful? But then again, I think I manage to commit most
of those sins every trip to Vegas. Who doesn't? After all, it's
VEGAS. This year there was more then my fair share of porn stars,
fetish models, cool little tech devices and Martinis - as usual. One note before I get on to the naughtiness. A favored pet bought me a wonderful new digital camera that has more options than a simple techy girl like me can figure out. In fact, as it turns out, it has more options then I realized, as the focus option for the point and shoot option was set on single, when it should have been set on continuous - but I didn't know this until I got home and uploaded them to my computer. What does this mean to you? It mean that many of the pictures came out fuzzy. I shot about 50 leg, feet and panty shots on the sly, but because there was so much movement, none of them came out. I guess I'll have to try it again. Not much happened on the first day. I shared a limo from the airport to The Mirage with a couple of friends so that we could roll into Vegas in style. I had a little bit of an issue getting my CES badge because I had forgotten a REAL business card in the hurry to figure out what fetish wear would be most comfortable, so I had to find a boy who was willing to look at my cleavage rather then my lack of credentials. Luckily, that wasn't hard to find. PORN + TECHNOLOGY = REAL DOLL --- > Then off to explore Vegas - mainly The Venetian in a scouting expedition for porn stars. About 3am we gave up and went to bed. No porn stars. Sad Natasha. Sleepy Natasha. |
Nothing
says hangover like six days in Vegas. 