I have left the San Francisco Bay Area and am now based in the Pacific North West. I travel monthly to different cities, including Portland, San Francisco, Boston and Los Angeles. Sign up for my news letter to know where I will be landing next!

Once you decide you are ready to embark on this adventure, you may email Me at [email protected] or fill out My application. Which ever method you choose, I require that you think before you write. I will not reply to emails or applications from people who can’t take the time to write out full words and sentences. This is where you write Me a proper introduction, not a two line inquiry devoid of punctuation. You are not texting a friend about a quick lunch. You are making a life changing introduction.

The proper introduction tells briefly of your interests, your experience, and your expectations, as well as your desired appointment day and time. This would also be a good time to mention any physical or emotional limitations you may have. I will ask any other questions I feel are important. I may also schedule a brief phone interview with you.

I do not have regular phone hours however, I do answer polite text for simple questions. Text is not the proper way to negotiate and texting me and attempting to do so will result in me referring you to My application. I prefer to communicate via email, but I know that doesn’t work for everyone. If you would like to set up a time to chat on the phone about your interests, email, txt or leave a voice message for me and I will get back to you at my convenience.

These are very simple instructions, but your first chance to show Me that you are up to the task of the more difficult ones to come.


Good little toys who finish reading my contact page get rewarded.